Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Horns, Traffic Lights and Manhattan

If you drive in Manhattan and pay attention to traffic lights you are a chump. Lights are for the hearing impaired. Just slam on the brakes and get back to checking that cell phone. The cars behind you will give you a courteous blast or six on their horn within milliseconds of the light change. Floor it then look up from the phone. Then slam on the brakes. You may not need to, but do it anyway.

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